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Here are some exceptionally bad dad jokes that might make you cringe—or chuckle in spite of yourself:
1. **What do you call fake spaghetti?**
An impasta.
2. **I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.**
I don’t know y.
3. **What’s brown and sticky?**
A stick.
4. **Why did the scarecrow win an award?**
Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. **How does a penguin build its house?**
Igloos it together.
6. **I used to play piano by ear…**
But now I use my hands.
7. **I don’t trust stairs.**
They’re always up to something.
8. **I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.**
9. **Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?**
Great food, no atmosphere.
10. **I’m reading a book on anti-gravity.**
It’s impossible to put down!
11. **What did one ocean say to the other ocean?**
Nothing, they just waved.
12. **Why don’t skeletons fight each other?**
They don’t have the guts!
13. **I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.**
She looked surprised.
14. **Why don’t eggs tell jokes?**
They might crack up!
15. **How does Moses make his coffee?**
He brews it!
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